Get Out of Jail Free

I hate that I'm even thinking about this stupid bitch, but I hate Paris Hilton and what she stands for so much that I can't just ignore her. Beyond the obvious seething hatred over her special treatment, I have only one suggestion to offer to restore any sense of justice to the situation: if she gets to return to her luxurious home, so do all of the inmates from her cell-block. I don't mean that they should get to return to their respective homes; I mean that they should be able to stay at Hilton's crib.