I dair U 2 nock this canddiateoff mi sholder LOLOLLOLL!!!1

Yay Hillary! Keep going, girl. By my calculations, if you beat Obama 60-40% in the last few primaries, you can almost beat him! You done did it before - in New York, Arkansas, and American Samoa - you can do it six more times! And then maybe the super'gates can drag you across the finish line. Especially if they have extra primaries in those three states... uhm, places. NM.

Is it my imagination, or do the pictures of Hillary in the past few days have her smiling in a way that opens her mouth to an inhuman extent? Nice tonsils, babe!